Bumper Stickers for Software Testers

Zbiór sentencji i cytatów na temat roli i pracy testera.

  • Ask me about my latest bug.
  • Honk if you love to crash software.
  • My other car is a bug.
  • Have you hugged your software tester today?
  • Software Testers: Always looking for trouble.
  • Software Testing is Like Fishing, But You Get Paid.
  • Software Testers: “Depraved minds…Usefully employed.” ~Rex Black
  • Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.
  • Software Testing: When Your System Actually Has to Work
  • Software Quality: Don’t ship without it.
  • I don’t make software; I make software better.
  • Improving the world one bug at a time.
  • Software Testing: You make it, we break it.
  • Software Testers don’t break software; it’s broken when we get it.
  • Software Testers: We break it because we care.
  • To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.
  • If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?
  • My software can beat up your software.
  • A good tester has the heart of a developer…in a jar on the desk.
  • Test is my copilot.
  • If your software works, thank a tester.
  • Old Model-Based Testers Never Die; They Just Transition to a Higher State.
  • Life is too short for manual testing.
  • Friends don’t let friends do capture-replay.
  • Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!
  • People should think and machines should test.
  • Test never sleeps.
  • Visualize Great Software
  • Trust, But Verify.
  • Pertempto ergo sum – I test, therefore I am.
  • Testers don’t like to break things; they like to dispel the illusion that things work. ~ Kaner, Bach, Pettichord
  • I came, I saw, I found lots of #$@% bugs in your %$#@ spaghetti code!
  • I test, therefore it works.
  • Testers don’t go to work to make friends.
  • Bad Code is Not Bad, Its Just Misunderstood.
  • Test everything. Hold on to that which is good.” – 1 Thessalonians 5:21
  • Brain on, eyes open…test.” ~ James Whittaker
  • There’s always one more bug.
  • Testing…a target-rich environment.
  • It did what? Well, it’s not supposed to do that.
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  • The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  • We break software so you don’t have to.
  • I used to build software…now I break it! Its a lot more fun!!
  • We travel fast and we travel light – let’s hunt some bugs!
  • Bugs, bugses, we finds them, Preciousss.
  • Software Testing: That Which Does Not Kill Us, Still Hurts A Lot
  • We don’t find bugs by chance , we create them by choice
  • Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and more bugs to squash!
  • Our job is tell you your baby is ugly!
  • Your code is buggy and your mom dresses you funny.
  • Does your mother know what kind of code you write?
  • Just test it
  • To test, or not to test — there is no question
  • Be verwy verwy quiet, I am hunting defects
  • Passion-driven testing: Making every line of code feel dirty.
  • Software Testing is a second-childhood: You broke it, and I’m telling.
  • Code-Coverage Testing: Making every line of code feel dirty and used.
  • All code is guilty, until proven innocent.
  • Siamese Twins- Developers and Testers
  • If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying hard enough.
  • Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!
  • Bug-Checking Is Brutally Cool! – Doonesbury
  • Testing Delayed is Testing Denied
  • Bugs are that which, when you stop believing in them, don’t go away.
  • Those are the bugs, if you don’t like them…I have others
  • Development is what you’re capable of doing. PM determines what you do. Testing determines how well you do it.
  • Development and testing are indispensable to each other.
  • Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!
  • Faith is fine in private life, but poison in software testing.
  • Testing is organised skepticism.
  • Testers do it over and over.
  • Software Entomologist: Get bugs or die trying!
  • Project Managers want it to work. Developers try to make it work. Customers hope it works. Testers know how it works.
  • Software Testers – We succeed where others fail!
  • I’m a Software Tester. Bug me all you want!
  • Credit the Developer, Debit the Tester.
  • If it works, its the developer, if not it’s QA
  • Hate the Tester,Love the programmer
  • Down QAs, Up Developers
  • Breakage is our business… and business is good.
  • It’s Automation, Not Automagic!
  • It compiled on your system, but it committed suicide on mine!
  • Test it now or test it later, either way it’s gonna be tested.
  • Semper Pertemptum: Always Testing
  • Keep on Testin’
  • You build it, we break it!
  • Software Testing, not just a checkbox on your project plan.
  • Software Testing, we save the best for last.
  • Software Testing, we crash so you don’t burn
  • Quality Assurance, we take the blame so you don’t have to.
  • We don’t create defects, we just find yours.
  • My defect was a showstopper on build .645!
  • I saved our customers from the showstopper in build .645!
  • Software Testers Always go to Heaven … they’ve already had their share of Hell!
  • Old testers never die, they just regress.
  • SQA: We eat bugs for breakfast.
  • Software testers: we don’t get headaches – we’re just carriers.
  • Got quality?
  • QA Princess — Breaking hearts, breaking code!
  • Hard on software but soft on programmer.
  • Honk if you believe in bug free code, or the Easter bunny.
  • Have bug?, will find!
  • Development Is Like A Box of Chocolates, Testers Never Know What They Are Going To Get!!
  • A tester is for life, not just Christmas.
  • I brake for blue screens of death.
  • In bugs we trust.
  • Software Testing: The Bug Stops Here.
  • In God we trust, and for everything else we test.
  • If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test
  • Exploratory Tester: Spec’s are for wimps
  • The great tragedy of Testing: the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
  • A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
  • And on the seventh day, He shipped.
  • Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
  • Software Testing … because computers are only human.
  • Seeking out complexity is the essence of bug finding.
  • Bugs are not an option: they’re bundled with the software!
  • Agile Testers of the world UNIT!
  • If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test
  • Exploratory Tester: Specs are for wimps
  • The great tragedy of Testing: the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
  • When the testing gets tough, switch to test generation.
  • Quando omni flunkus testerati (When all else fails, try testing.)
  • Software testing – because computers are only human.
  • Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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